If it's good and sweet, it's certainly portuguese

hime1999:

Norte in a Lavradeira (traditional Minho dress).

DON’T KILL ME /RUNS AWAY

hime1999:

Catalonia in traditional Catalan dress.

temporaryfootballblog:

The likely thought of each player at that very second

trevo4folhas:

flash dat hairless chest bby, flash it.

como-un-carrusel:

I think there’s a groupie of Hetalia at the UEFA, and she made the teams. Anyway my favourite is the B, group of death, because if you go with them you’ll jizz in your pants and die. (sorry but I just like Portugal!female, to my mind if she get raped by the others I’m happy)

ctcsherry:

Excuse me but Portugal’s away jersey is gorgeous.

nihan-water:

とわ

como-un-carrusel:

Hetalia archives said that Germany, Denmark and Netherlands have the same height, I imagine Portugal “god, let’s comparate the size in your pants now” and I’m crazy.

tatewaki2011:

ごろごろ

hime1999:

Eden’s fault.

HOW PORTUGAL MET DENMARK

In 844, many dozens of drakkars appeared in the “Mar da Palha” (“the Sea of Straw”, mouth of the Tagus river). After a siege, the Vikings conquered Lisbon (at the time, the city was under Muslim rule and known as Al-Ushbuna).

They left after 13 days, following a resistance led by Alah Ibn Hazm and the city’s inhabitants. Another raid was attempted in 966, without success.

Pictured, left to right: Norway, Denmark, Omayyah, Lisboa, Portugal.
Not pictured: Sweden and Abbas headslapping.

In 844, many dozens of drakkars appeared in the "Mar da Palha" ("the Sea of Straw", mouth of the Tagus river). After a siege, the Vikings conquered Lisbon (at the time, the city was under Muslim rule and known as Al-Ushbuna).

They left after 13 days, following a resistance led by Alah Ibn Hazm and the city's inhabitants. Another raid was attempted in 966, without success.

bb!Denmark: We shall meet again soon, beautiful woman.
bb!Portugal: ........... [/knew he should never have let Spain braid his hair]
Al-Andalus: B||| /LOOMS MENACINGLY

Headcanon :

edencomplex:

My headcanon about the time Portugal lived in Denmark’s house basically revolves around Denmark taking him into the wilderness on the coldest days possible to hunt bears and elk and yell unsavoury things at Sweden across the Øresund

He used to headbutt Portugal when he was…

tatewaki2011:

“Mother! Spain began to fret again!”

hedhead:

Princess of the Portuguese Empire™ Barbie® Doll from the Dolls of the World® - The Princess Collection

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